Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

About Me!

I discovered somethin about me .

It's not new but first time to realize it
I can't be intimate to anybody
i got suffocated
i like my space
that's why i'm the closest to all my FRs but i have no anteem fr
i like to be alone sometimes
ie... i like my privacy even if it meant no anteem fr.
Me .. for better or for worse.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

live like a MOZZA or die trying ! mozza=sexy lady

Frankly yes , it's a theory and big one and according to real statistics too .. we are in the era of mozzaz w either you become one or nothing at all ..
Frst .... HOW TO BECOME A MOZZA?
1- Money , Money , Money
akeed to buy fancy clothes w chic accessories w good quality make up you need an income .. this income either comes from your family or work or man ( legally tb3an , we are talkin about husbands here)
2- Good Taste :
msh darory ykon zo2ek 7elw .. actually money will buy you the best brains and tastes , you pay , they do .. y3ny ya garya etbo5y ya sede kalef .(homa el garya wenty sedhom 3la fekra , money talks)
3- Have High Quality FFRS :
bas take care of somethin , high quality female frs mykonosh a7la menek , 3shan mnrg3sh n3ayat b3d keda and our inferiority complexes grow , w badal ma nesref 3la how to be mozza , nesref 3la dakatra y3algo 3o2adna .. eh faydet el High Quality FFRs? enohom ykono classy company and introduce you to the right classy ppl you need to know f mar7alet el mazzaza ele enty feha.( do i need to explain?)
4- the Three Words theory :
any woman since Eve's days is three things ( hair, skin, figure) look b2a , feh nazarya fashla till now i don't know it's source bt2ol 2al eh ( personality and brains).. a7eb a7atamloko el nazarya el fashla dee ...
if we divided the guys into three classes :
A- Guys with big well brains : w dol a5er 7aga hyfkro feha hya el sett ele laha brains , because just imagine , they live with their brains all the time , last thing they need in their lives at home wa7da b shanab w labsa nadara ... FLAT FAT NO , they want some mozza keda soft w sweet w average or no brains asasan to feel the glory of life.
B- Guys without brains : w dol asasan have no right to choose bec they don't know how , and they will be attracted to strong brainy women but on long run they will realize they failed , so they will search for mozzaz min gher brains to make up for their failure.
C- Guys with big money( with or without brains) : w dol asasan homa ele e5tara3o kelmet mozza fel kamos and also invented it's definition , look they need some gurl to accompany them to parties and social events and travel with them , so akeed msh hya5do la wa7da b nadara wala b shantet labtop , they will take her with Gucci burse geld nemr.
in short , all guys will take a mozza anytime and discard brainy cultured women anytime w without second thought kman
Second ...... HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR GUY ?
in your choice be merciless .. y3ny la ta25ozky shafaka wala ra7ma ,,
Look girlz ,, when guys make their choices about us they never give us excuses or chances .. they want us to be perfect , so why we should give them excuses or chances? MAKE THEM SUFFER AND GIVE THEM COMPLEXES ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK !
el 7kaya ele h2olha dee real and happened in front of my eyes ,
we have a friend , hya msh 7elwa 5aaales ( min weghet el nazar el banatya) but her guy is totally hot and trot( bardo min weghet el nazar el banatya).. this gurl fedlet te3a2ad el walad da from his figure ele hwa good actually till she made him goes into severe diet and lose 10 kgms , although she is not that fit or hot .. what was the result? the guy made the diet and ever since he looks at her as if she was VENUS why? its psychological issue , bec he knows how hot he is and since she didn't like him , then she must be much hotter , much prettier , much trimmer than him ( nazaryet bema 2ana , ezan , el handasya )... Ever since this whenever i look at that gurl or even spot her i stand up for her e7teraman bec w hya bent average keda w ay klam ( min weghet nazarana el bnatya) fehmetha w hya tayra w taba2etha w hya a3da . I salut her.
need i to say more? i don't think so .
Third....... HOW TO KEEP YOUR CONDITION AS MOZZA?
akeed you need mentainance ...and since they haven't invented preservatives like Formaldhyde for humans yet then you 'll have to apply all the old fashioned methods in preservance .
drink much water
eat raw veggies and fruits
apply facial masks w creams w bta3
the list is endless...
and the most important thing is to buy your head ( eshtry demaghek bel arabic) sebe ele ywla3 ywla3 wele yerza3 yerza3 ( the indifference theory).... 3omrek shofty wa7da 7elwa btet3asab aw betetnarfez aw metdy2a?> the only time Merylen Monro 7awlet t3mel ro7ha feha btfakar she committed suiccide.
Fourth.... KEEP AWAY OF THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ALL THIS PLAN FAILS
elly hwa ,,LOVE,, min el a5er the only thing that would make all this nonesense is when you fell in love ...you will be everything he wants and do everything he needs and you'll be happy just by lookin at him or having him beside you , so , you gotta make your choice .. it's fair to keep open options .. because there's a theory ( real 3la fekra) says : Love makes you beautiful , it makes your eyes glowing , your heart younger , your face smiling , your soul flying , all your existance becomes radiant .
So , become the mozza you like , and feel free ..... good luck

Friday, June 11, 2010

Diaries .................Friday 11/6/2010

Woke up in the morning , hmmm , feeling missing him terribly .. called but no answer , sent a msg , he answered finally , i said : wanna tell you somthin important but in a message .. i hanged up and sent a msg ( just wanna say i miss you and i love you ).. he didn't answer , i waited , still no answer ..and i thought to myself , how the hell guys don't get our unexpected , non-occasional messages? they are our most important messages bdw , it's when we are in our emotional peak morons .. anyway , i left my bed and went to my mirror ( when we are exposed to an emotional block we head to our sincere freind , the mirror , to see just in case somethin wrong about our faces or figures ,,,,hmmm , my hair grew longer , i like long hair in gurlz , it's more feminine . when i was a little gurl , mom used to cut my hair , makes it short just to release herself from combing it , although my hair is soft , i would never do this to my daughter , i ll let her hair grow taller and taller till she says please enough mom .. my complexes grow bigger this morning .. mom used to tell me ( the gurl is three things : figure, skin and hair ).. oh God it's like a constant competition, we are competing all the time with any new wave comes into this world ... in yesteryears it was full women and curvey features and all the time we had to fill this part and curve this side to appeal .. nowadays it's the skinny era and the Zero f... size that we have all the time try to reach even near it , so we are constantly on edge . long straight hair , then wavy short hair , then brunettes styles ,,, no no blond styles are the rage ........... then be heppy and casual ,, then no no you gotta be a lady style , classic yet modern ... then flat shoes , no make it high heeled shoes .. tanned skin , no we changed the wave , make it fair ..................... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh just SHUT THE HELL UP we wanna be ourselves , ourselves , why can't you morons just accept us for what we are ? i mean , we accept the world for all it's holes and Ozon mess ups and water dryings and accelerated heat , i mean there's no perfect world so why we gotta be perfect? we just wanna be normal and natural and simple .
Yesterday i was watching an old arabic movie , it's titled ( i love this one . but i want this one),, and i thought to myself , and why don't you love and want just One? her problem in the movie, was that she loves a guy but her mind is against him and thinks of another one , and i thought to myself , this is not love , cos simply when you love you just want , you can't imagine yourself with another person , so actualy she wasn't in love and the right title should be (i LIKE this one but i want that one) and in this case i'll tell her , go to the one you want since likeness is not a strong reason to stick up to a person , but LOVE is one hell of a strong reason to cling up to, anyway in the end of the movie she went to the guy she supposed to be in love with ,typical . the day is still young and i hope it will end up in a better way ...updates will be on ..